Look out ladies!!

Are you dying to know what this sexy hunk of nerd looks for in a woman?? Well here's the Lo-down on Lo-gan!

When asked about his dream woman, he simply replied

"Long blonde hair, pointy ears, walks on snow and is killer with a bow and arrow!!"

Hmm... correct me if im wrong, but that dream "woman" sounds a bit too much like Orlando Blume, as he played Legolas Greenleaf in Lord of the Rings

When asked if stories were true about his secret facination with Legolas/Blume were true, he turned to me and said

"I... I Suppose...?"

Mr. Logan has got to be the biggest Lord of the Rinds fan of all time. Once he was voted Most Likely To Date An Elf and he beamed all day. He's easily read the books a dozen times each and can talk for hours about the dwarf women and their long beards. Owns all movies and he's even bought himself a replica of Sting, the sword Frodo carries that glows blue when Orcs are around. Yes Logan, you need to protect yourself... just incase an Orc comes crawling out of the creek to come eat you in your sleep.

Yes... I know you're asking yourself "whats the catch? no guy can be this good!" well... there isnt a catch...
------>EXCEPT<-----
He's already commited... sorry ladies, gents and elves... can we all guess who the lucky lady is?
thats right, you guessed it...
His truck.